You might be adopting from China if.....

YOU MIGHT BE ADOPTING FROM CHINA IF......

• you know that I-600 & I-171 aren't highways....
• you've been expecting a baby for over 3 years....
• you understand that it's 2006 in some parts of the world....
• you've "paid for" 3 citizenships, but never brought anyone into the U.S....
• you know that waiting for China has nothing to do with Dillards or dishes...
• your homestudy is followed by a number (i.e. #3 or #4)...
• you never know how many days next month will have...
• you know that babies come in batches...
• you've been fingerprinted four times, but never committed a crime...
• you automatically assume everyone who is expecting is having a girl...
• you own new clothing in 3 little sizes for all 4 seasons (because you don't know when or how big)...
• you look twice when you see a lady bug...
• you're more interested in what will happen in March 2006 than in March 2009...
• you know people who understand when you talk about 2 day months & 5 day months...
• your due date hasn't changed by days, but by years...
• you know who the Rumor Queen is ... AND ... you don't know who she is...
• you know that forecast doesn't have anything to do with the weather...
• you've waited so long, they re-checked your fingerprints to see if they changed...
• trying to understand why they're printing you again, you study your own fingerprints and wonder if fingerprints grow wrinkles....
• You might be adopting from China if you love someone you've never met with all your heart.